### BREAKING NEWS ###
According to recent intelligence, the White House will neither confirm nor deny plans for reinstating beheading as a capital punishment, which has absolutely nothing to do with Trump’s administrations’ alleged intent to sign a lèse-majesté bill into law.
In today’s other world news:
Court confirms Germany is allowed to give money to Israel while getting something in return.
Brussels university administrators do like tits.
Germany going to shit anyway.