#covfefe

### BREAKING NEWS ###

According to recent intelligence, the White House will neither confirm nor deny plans for reinstating beheading as a capital punishment, which has absolutely nothing to do with Trump’s administrations’ alleged intent to sign a lèse-majesté bill into law.

In today’s other world news:

Court confirms Germany is allowed to give money to Israel while getting something in return.

Brussels university administrators do like tits.

Germany going to shit anyway.